Here you will find Mach 1 Ninja Bed doodles, memes, and funny comments submitted by our fans through social media or our Contact Us page. Don't be surprised if your funny Facebook post shows up on this page. Also, if you make a decent music video for one of our songs that is as good as one of our existing ones (not very hard), we'll consider it the official video for that song!
(Note: If you see Chuck Norris on this page, you know it's a lie, because Chuck Norris never submits.)
"Fake Reviews" by Jim:
"Clearly these two had talent at one time, but their brains must be just completely riddled by syphilis." -Scranton Times
"I had to look up what a predicate noun was. Turns out they, in fact, really are everywhere. These guys see the world as it really is. Spiritually uplifting, a must-listen." -Donald Sutherland, actor
"Catchy harmonies, I can't get them out of my head. Life-changing - just two days ago I would never have thought I'd be considering suicide, and yet here I am..." -Dalai Lama
"Is this legal? I don't think this is actually legal, right? It shouldn't be." -Chicago Tribune
"Listening to this literally made me transgender, which is especially unfortunate because I was supposed to be traveling to North Carolina next week. But wow, transgenderizing, right?" -Dean Baquet, Executive Editor, NY Times
"I broke the cd into pieces, poured milk over it, and ate it as breakfast cereal - that's the only thing that made it tolerable." -Steven Tyler, songwriter
"It was packaged inside of a potted plant, which I thought was a clever idea, considering. The plant was made of dogs, though they tasted terrible. All in all, great stuff. I'd love to star in the film rendition." -Helena Bonham Carter, actress
"As a 4-star general in the U.S. Army, I've recommended we disband the military and focus all our funding into mass production of this album and send all copies to North Korea. That'll show them." -General Robert Brown
"Ugh. This was awful. Just terrible. Thanks, Obama!" -Chad Pitcher, musician
"God fucking dammit, who the fuck is making that fucking racket? Jesus fucking Christ shut it off!" -Pope Francis
"Someday I'll narrate the life story of Mach 1 Ninja Bed. Spaghetti go mmmm-hmmmm. Now re-read this in my voice. Well done." -Morgan Freeman, actor
"Best Guesses at Track Titles Sight Unseen" by Mike:
Pastafarian
Predicate Noun
Griddle
Blackfish
Jim put the shovel down
MF
Backyard
Potato
Imp
Bark
Animals
Cheese in your mouth
Troy’s Poetry
Fry the Cat
Indiana Jones Bad Guy
Discount Bin
Christmas Battle Royale
Creed
Oh Hell No!
Laugh Bag
Lupus
Vocal Chaos
Family Reactions:
"I almost ran a red light while listening to this. I blame the CD." - Ben's Dad
"I think you guys went a little too far with that one (after listening to Uncle Touchy)" - Ben's Brother